The night shift

The clock

AFTERHOURS

The market never closes. Somebody has to sit with it.

WALL STREET IS OPENCLOSES IN 0.9 HGAP IS INDICATIVE WHILE BOTH SIDES MOVE.LAMP ON. THE PAPER IS HELD, SO IT IS NOT THE CLOCK RIGHT NOW.15:05 NEW YORK

Wall Street is open. Both prices move at once, so the gap is indicative.

Last reading

6 MIN AGO15:00 NEW YORKNEXT READING IN 09:15
Every
15 min
Runs, 24 h
101
Phase
DAY

Outside

all lit

Wall Street is open, so the whole building is lit. At the bell every window goes dark but hers.

The board

61 watched
TickerGapUnchangedLast 24 hVs its own bandLiquidity
COST0.37 %—z 5.43$602,875
INDA0.34 %30 MINz 1.96$43,676
ASML0.89 %—z 1.83$30,670
IBM-0.34 %—z -1.67$238,685
SNOW0.92 %3.5 Hz 1.63$56,967
F-0.47 %—z -1.59$111,467
RCAT-0.39 %—z -1.56$51,061
DDOG-1.23 %—z -1.52$43,979
WYFI0.83 %15 MINz 1.20$45,880
JNJ0.26 %—z 1.06$51,630
RDDT0.51 %15 MINz 0.99$1,020,304
ORCL-0.61 %1.8 Hz -0.94$132,612
GLXY-0.22 %—z -0.91$175,865
DELL-0.31 %1.5 Hz -0.89$114,498
BABA-0.10 %—z -0.88$52,159
BULL0.67 %2.8 Hz 0.85$72,227
SHOP0.48 %—z 0.81$33,378
DJT-0.38 %—z -0.81$240,030
LITE-0.75 %1.2 Hz -0.80$30,863
SGOV0.33 %—z 0.80$2,084,745
PFE0.10 %15 MINz 0.66$78,993
BA-0.18 %30 MINz -0.62$109,274
TTWO0.03 %—z -0.62$158,760
NFLX0.32 %—z 0.52$232,366
LULU-0.04 %—z 0.52$119,588
MRNA-0.26 %—z -0.49$81,675
AMZN0.24 %15 MINz 0.49$845,491
NBIS0.43 %2.8 Hz 0.46$124,673
USAR0.00 %15 MINz -0.44$67,698
AMC-0.13 %—z 0.44$241,276
FIG-0.26 %—z -0.41$144,120
QUBT-0.21 %15 MINz -0.38$126,593
UPS0.23 %5.5 Hz 0.37$73,730
ON-0.13 %3.0 Hz 0.37$27,300
MSFT0.04 %—z -0.34$594,493
LLY-0.06 %—z -0.34$307,625
QCOM-0.03 %1.5 Hz -0.33$61,153
RIVN0.15 %15 MINz 0.26$81,667
AVGO0.17 %30 MINz -0.26$156,988
CRWV-0.05 %1.5 Hz -0.25$45,243
NVDA0.10 %—z 0.22$5,343,769
VTI-0.46 %15 MINz -0.22$58,719
QQQ0.07 %15 MINz 0.21$1,305,932
NET0.06 %45 MINz -0.20$96,549
GLD0.03 %—z 0.17$1,432,941
SPCX0.02 %—z -0.17$2,154,170
BB0.00 %—z -0.15$48,117
META0.01 %—z -0.14$181,592
NU-0.20 %—z -0.13$49,640
MSTR0.14 %—z -0.11$1,248,404
SNDK-0.24 %4.8 Hz 0.09$237,993
USO0.10 %—z -0.09$1,989,016
CEG-0.03 %1.0 Hz 0.07$34,309
LMT0.06 %30 MINz -0.05$113,446
SOXX-0.16 %45 MINz 0.04$41,921
PENG-0.09 %4.3 Hz 0.04$54,686
BE0.15 %—z -0.01$106,773
GOOGL0.08 %—z -0.01$884,862
SNAP-0.18 %15 MINz 0.01$115,486
GME0.00 %—z 0.00$186,899
INTC0.44 %1.8 H—$273,516

Bars grow from the centre line: a discount runs left, a premium runs right. Length is the square root of the gap against the ninth decile of the board, 0.61 % — not against the widest, because one broken quote flattens every other bar to nothing. 6 rows run past that scale and stop with a solid cap; the number beside the bar is still the whole gap. Unchanged counts back over consecutive readings that all carried the same on-chain price, up to the last reading. It never spans a gap in the archive and it stops growing when the poller does, so it only ever claims what was actually observed. A dash means the price moved on the last reading. 14 of 61 quotes held one price for over an hour of readings. A price that is not moving is not drifting, so read its gap differently. Resolution is the venue's, not ours: a quote near a dollar is published to the cent, so "unchanged" there means within about half a percent. This is a measurement, not a verdict: nothing here is flagged as suspect.

Meet the analyst

The bell rang and she is awake for it.

The bell rang and she is awake for it. She reads 61 tickers every 15 minutes and writes down what she sees. Nobody asked her to.

KEEPING THE RECORD FOR 331.1 H
Night shift
OFF
Watching
61
Known
218+
Readings
85,586

The census

61 / 218
  • COSTCostco
  • INDAiShares MSCI India ETF
  • ASMLASML Holding NV
  • IBMInternational Business Machines Corporation
  • SNOWSnowflake Inc.
  • FFord Motor
  • RCATRed Cat Holdings, Inc.
  • DDOGDatadog
  • WYFIWhiteFiber, Inc.
  • JNJJohnson & Johnson
  • RDDTReddit
  • ORCLOracle
  • GLXYGalaxy Digital Inc.
  • DELLDell
  • BABAAlibaba
  • BULLWebull Corporation
  • SHOPShopify
  • DJTTrump Media & Technology Group Corp.
  • LITELumentum
  • SGOViShares 0-3 Month Treasury Bond ETF
  • PFEPfizer Inc.
  • BABoeing
  • TTWOTake-Two Interactive Software
  • NFLXNetflix
  • LULULululemon
  • MRNAModerna, Inc.
  • AMZNAmazon
  • NBISNebius Group
  • USARUSA Rare Earth
  • AMCAMC Entertainment Holdings, Inc.
  • FIGFigma, Inc.
  • QUBTQuantum Computing
  • UPSUPS
  • ONON Semiconductor Corporation
  • MSFTMicrosoft
  • LLYEli Lilly
  • QCOMQualcomm
  • RIVNRivian Automotive
  • AVGOBroadcom
  • CRWVCoreWeave
  • NVDANVIDIA
  • VTIVanguard Morningstar Total Stock Market ETF
  • QQQInvesco QQQ
  • NETCloudflare, Inc.
  • GLDSPDR Gold Shares
  • SPCXSpace Exploration Technologies Corp. Class A Common Stock
  • BBBlackBerry Limited
  • METAMeta Platforms
  • NUNu
  • MSTRStrategy Inc.
  • SNDKSandisk Corporation
  • USOUnited States Oil Fund
  • CEGConstellation Energy Corporation
  • LMTLockheed Martin Corp.
  • SOXXiShares Semiconductor ETF
  • PENGPenguin Solutions
  • BEBloom Energy
  • GOOGLAlphabet Class A
  • SNAPSnap Inc.
  • GMEGameStop
  • INTCIntel

218 tokenized stocks known after scanning 0 pages of the chain, and the scan has not reached the end yet. 157 are not watched: no USDG pair, or below the liquidity floor.

What this measures

Robinhood Chain trades tokenized stocks around the clock. The Nasdaq does not. For roughly 17 hours of every weekday, and for the whole weekend, the on chain price drifts with nothing to anchor it, and nobody keeps that record.

This page takes a reading every 15 minutes and stores it. One reading on its own proves nothing: a third of a percent is ordinary noise for a liquid name and a long way outside normal for a thin one. The value is the archive, not the reading.

The filter matches the exact token name, which keeps out the memecoins wearing the Robinhood label.

The archive

85,586 readings kept, since Sep 16, 2026.

101 of 96 scheduled runs in the last 24 hours. Across the whole archive, 3 gaps, shown rather than smoothed over. The worst lost 3 runs, about 180 readings.

Sources

On chain
Uniswap v3 pools quoted in USDG, on Robinhood Chain (EVM 4663)
Reference
Yahoo Finance chart API, unofficial and it can stop without notice
Census
Blockscout token list, filtered by exact token name
Cadence
Every 15 minutes, appended to the archive and never rewritten. One run quotes every watched ticker; one reading is one ticker in one run.
Archive
Raw JSONL, one line per reading — every reading of the last 14 days, exactly as it was stored. Recompute anything on this page from it.

Nobody told her she could go home.